FUCKING ELVES MAN
Heh, maybe the bearded ‘women’ you were hitting on were actually males
I can see being angry at a race that lives forever, seems always to have money, seems snooty….and being pervs in the eyes of everyone else.
I, for one, welcome our elf whore overlords…
Well, would you look at that! Hawke is a racist, after all!
Anyone else figured out what’s going on here?
Partly: I got confused about the placement of the speech bubbles for a bit, but decided that my first reading – the human guards are talking – was correct. No idea what prompted the elves to be suddenly rude.
This page is confusing as shit. How would the humans even know the elves were flipping the bird, they were engrossed in their own conversation that did not even involve the guards.
Yeah, I’m still not 100% sure what happened here.
… Really? Marco is looking RIGHT in their direction.
Are we sure that lovely lady isn’t a dragon? I mean. Lookit that tail. There is no way that’s from a goat.
Obviously a Tiefling
Mm, dragon… Wonder if the tail is prehensile…
Remindes me of Qunari!
Elves- putting up with human shit since forever.
Er… In panel 6 (bottom-left) are the two speech bubbles from the guards speaking, or from Beard and Boobs? O_o;
From Beard and Boobs, notice the guards are flipping them off.
Yeah Elves are assholes, now Dwarves on the other hand. Good drinking buddies.
The second panel made me do it!
The hell did I just watch?
Between this and Rammstein’s Pussy I think the Germans are telling us something…
Love sin with sebastion! Reminds me so much of our favorite knife eared deviant
The finger? What the humans are saying about the Vock’khar is probably how the elves feel about humans. To most elves wouldn’t humans be ugly, hairy, and smelly.
While the good and wholesome lady Ozge has a fascinating tail, let’s also appreciate how the art style of the last panel manages to make jean and lydia very expressive despite not having proper faces.
She has a tail?
Oh my god I don’t get the second half of this at all. Why are the guards suddenly so angry? Why do the elves share a glance? Why do they flip off the humans?
Is it…is it trying to communicate that the elves think the humans are as ugly as the humans think the Voch’khar are?
Elves are dicks, they don’t need a reason.
I really hope the Goat Girl has a cock down there and at some point ploughs elf’s mouth, shutting him up ^^
I really, really, REALLY hope not.
That horny women is tall, even huge.
Can’t really fault Alduin here, she is magnificent.
I think “I knew that’d get your attention” or “I knew that would get your attention” is more grammatically correct. Small potatoes, but it reads funny to me.
Miss Ozge is tall AF
PULL THE FUCKING LEVER
KILL ALL ELVES AHHHHHHHH ELF GENOCIDE NOW
Hahahaha! What is even going on? XD
Around elves watch yourselves :)
Looks like someone’s sneaking up behind them. Alife coming SOON(tm)
Here comes Alfie on the horizon looks like.
Why is the same person saying “they’re ugly” and “this one is different”? Who is talking about what?
Yeah, the last three panels are really confusing. I’m assuming the speech bubbles are all messed up? Because the way they are right now the dialogue doesn’t make any sense (to me at least). Not to mention the elfs randomly flipping off the humans.
This is just me guessing, but are perhaps the elves flipping off the guards and company to get them to stop taking about the voch’khar before she comes by again?
It occurs to me they could be concerned she might get offended by the comments and simply decide she doesn’t need the job, though it is a far-fetched idea and hinges on information I don’t have.
Ohhhhh that makes sense. That’s the only thing I can think of that makes it make sense.
yes! Never thought about that possibility by myself, but now that you mention it: It perfectly makes sense! Now I can go to bed in peace ;)
Miss Ozge is having none of your shit.
Rasist, rasist everywhere
I don’t understand what’s going on here. Did the elves flip him off for calling them knife ears or are dis he call them knife ears becuase they flipped him off? In either case, what caused the first action to happen?
Yeah, I don’t get it either
I laughed so hard at Ozge just noping on outta there. I wonder what her tail does when she’s walking; surely it doesn’t drag on the ground.
It wiggles around like a sssneaky sssnake
I love this new character!!
I’m angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!
Elves. Dicks. In ’em. Are ’em. Yup.
That last panel.
Thought that she was an elf. Missed the horns, red eyes and the long tail!
I dont get it. Why the guards suddenly gesture middle finger to the peasants?
They’re not peasants, exactly. Marco, Lydia, and Jean are caravan guards, the elves are Alduin’s personal staff.
7th panel is hard to follow…
-Just A Guy
Now why are they doing that?
Awww, Jean, Marco and Lydia having a few heated racist remarks against Fucking Elves.
InCase you spoil me ;)
Seriously, I hope you develop these three into good friends. They’re kind of a perfect power trio: the blond, the beard and the brawn. And all three are liable to have fucked Havlins before all is said and done.
What a perv, love it!
So the elves are flipping off the humans for being racist (well, Jean) towards the voch’karr, right? Possible relation between them and elves?
And damn Ailduin is so desperate for it. And pretty.
Honestly I could go for some fucking elves. Eamas should get to work on that. :)
*Gasp* You’re from the future!
I still feel a desire to see a busty Elf-woman. Or even a somewhat androgynous Elf-woman getting fucked silly.
…I just had a horrible realization. Alduin wasn’t always like this. Vera had a permanent effect on him. Vera fucked him silly and he’s permanently silly now.
As an aside, that’s a strange mental image, isn’t it? “I fucked her silly last night.” “What do you mean?” “By the time I was done she was wearing clown makeup and spraying me with seltzer water.”
Are you certain about Alduin? I was under the impression this is what he does throughout his travels. The only thing Vera did in my opinion, is introduce him to homosexuality.
Nah Alduin was always silly. His first interaction with Vera was basically “pls make these wrist cuffs for me, forget that they say ‘dirty boy’ and also jerk me off?”
Dialogue is a little hard to follow in this page.
I was really confused by that exchange. It looks like it’s the twin guards that are speaking.
are the elves voch’khar? why are they flipping them of? I’ve heard people say it’s because they’re racist, but I don’t buy that.
If you really some anit-Elf racism its hard to beat Sten from Dragon Age Origins:
“Elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.”
Sten was a fucking treasure trove of Doesn’t Give A Fuck dialogue.
Inquisition did a lot to redeem the series. But yes, wherever EA takes over there is an incurable blight that settles into the surroundings.
not really a fan of the not!Qunari, tbh. Looks too human
I’m kinda sad she doesn’t have goat legs, but she still looks badass.
I’m glad I’m not the only one abit put out with them not having hoofs, or even more graspy/beasty feet.
I don’t want to tell InCase how to do his job, but if there was a petition for revising this character with digitigrade legs, I would sign it.
1. That is… significantly longer tail than I thought it would be. Also bare feet, ouch woman!
2. I’d prefer a fist to the face but this was equitably hard slap (to the ego), to the point that even Mr. Bodily Hair Elf is smirking. Well done, madam.
3. The gang is all here. All FOUR of them.
4. Fucking elves is right. I’m already looking forward to a good ole’fashioned barroom brawl (without a barroom).
I think you mean “also bare feet, YES woman!”
…not when you gotta walk trough a goddamn forest and mountains. I hope her soles are like Goodyear tires.
Fucking knife ears! Lol I love it!
I must be missing something. Why are they flipping them off?
Because they’re fucking racist assholes :) it’s not their fault, they can’t help it.
She is soo cool!
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