Yaaay! Vera making friends!
‘Vera Vera Vera Brooker’
Huh. It seems that there are powers associated with Cillian’s facial hair uhhh… “status.”
Beard= serious, dignified, slightly mysterious or perhaps brooding.
No Beard= downright dorkball
Kinda liking the dorkball gambit…
I preferred the beard, honestly…
Why do I feel like Vera and Baker might do a little something.
Because InCase confirmed it two pages earlier?
Hei look, it’s the first erotic/porn medium that I can say: “I’m reading it for the plot” :D
Hey, as long as this guy actually likes women, he’s a darn sight better than Derik!!!
How does Vera keep attracting annoying smartasses? XD
He looks like the Soldier from TF2.
If fucking is sure to result in cumming then you must fuck. Melly said that, and I think she knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because she invented it.
And then she perfected it so that no living slut could best her in the bed of honour.
And then she used her charisma points to attract two of every race on earth,
and then she herded them onto a boat, and fucked the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of creatures are together in one place it’s called a harem.
Unless it’s a porn.
Much sexier now he’s cleaned up and shaved! Nice!
Also I feel like that sense of humor is gonna piss Vera off to no ends all while she finds it endearing which I am really looking forward to
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BEARD! now he is SO UGLY. hope he gets killed or not fucked before having his beard again! and where did his belly go? burly type goodbye? please not another boring Ken stereotype!
Please, take a nap.
I did. It didn’t help :D at least I have loads of other gorgeous characters to marvel at. And shouldnt honey stick in beards?
Hello Vera Vera Vera Brooker, I’m dad
I find myself really liking this guy. I hope he sticks around for a while. :)
It’s been confirmed there will be sexy times had but that we’d have to be patient, so that’s a yes : )
proof this is a fantasy:
he doesn’t look 3 years old after running a Ginsu through the cheek chinchilla
This entire comment is beautiful.
Thank you for this
So much hate for taking away the beard… as someone who has grown a number of Sweet Beards, I can assure you that it is quite refreshing to let the skin breath.
Because his hair and his beard was gorgeous on him. Also readers of this comic are quite capiricious. :P
a proper man f8nally shows up
Is it just me, or does he kinda look like Morrissey?
dont ruin this for me
With one key difference – Cillian can fucking EMOTE.
PS: I love this huge dork oh my gosh
Vera is gonna try a Human for a F.B.—- Oh Noes….Once you go Human you don’t go back (to Elf) !
good. elves are universally shit anyways. a human is an upgrade.
*A noldor glares disapprovingly in your direction*
*Human sighs in disgust*
A drow glares from the darkness
These guys are totally gonna bang
CILLIAN IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS VERA HAD BETTER TAP THAT
That’s not Cillian. Cillian is still passed out in a gutter somewhere. That is Cillian’s evil, crazy, chisel-chined, goat-humping twin brother.
Yes, we need him back!
and the world groans
Nope, not buying TeamBeardless. Vera’s already sat on the face of some smooth-jawed elf. She needs to sit on a testosterone-filled burlyman and let his glorious sex sponge soak up all her fluids.
Glorious sex sponge lol That’s the best description I’ve ever heard for a giant beard but holy crap ew!
I would support the beards as/if they return, but none for me no thanks! ;)
1. That sounds scratchy.
2. I’m not sure whether their ability to bathe will be compromised by being in the wilderness, but personally if I had a bunch of hair on my face, I’d be pretty neurotic about keeping it relatively clean. Imho sexual fluids aren’t gross at the time, but if left in place to dry and that place happens to be directly under your nose… eugh.
Don’t despair. Maybe it will grow back on the journey. I’m digging him either way.
Oscar mike golf he’s shockingly sexy when he cleans up.
I wonder if I look that much better when I shave these awful chin pubes.
At the end of the day, beards can be a crutch for bad faces, but only when full, so start using more sand paper, or trim that shit down, cos the middle ground aint good for anybody
Ahh damnit! I caught up…. only been reading for… 3 hours… Bleh. guess I’ll have to just book mark it and add it to my list of daily comic checks.
I’m a little late to the party, but congrats on 500+ pages, dude. Helluva feat!
Vera Brooker, the Milf so nice they named her thrice!
Hehe, using your maiden name around a handsome, goofball guide, eh, Vera? ;)
Ugh he is like a hot dad, hot grandpa? hot uncle? hot drunk uncle? hot drunkle?
IDK hes a cutie! ;o;
InCase you’re a genius on building up the heat. Can’t wait!
I honestly don’t think I care if they have sex or not. Nice to meet you Cillian!
*Tsk* The sass on this one…
Le gasp! Her maiden name!
still a little sad about the loss of his fur but I’m liking him more and more. :D
I’m sure he’s still 70’s shag where it counts
Omfg, thank you
in b4 “Vera Baker”
Oh he is just a treat. A very entertaining character.
He cleans up well!
He has kids somewhere. I mean, this guy HAS to be a dad.
Dad jokes too strong?
Given how he reacted when Vera gave her reasons for her journey, I’m suspecting the kid(s) he once had are either no longer living or have been alienated from him (possibly due to his alcoholism).
I hope Vera Vera Vera Brooker or her new friend doesn’t suffer from a heavy, heavy burtation.
they gonna fuk <3
Is the C in Cillian’s name pronounced like an S or a K?
Given the medieval period setting, its likely the hard ‘C’ – “(K)illian”.
As opposed to the hard D, which I think might be coming in the next few updates :-D
It’s Cillian, with an hard C(ock).
i though his name’s frank
‘Hey Vera I didn’t bother washing my hands from last night. Hope you don’t mind!’
I like that this guy might tease her a little. It’ll be good for her.
Shaved my beard, cut my hair, cleaned and darned my clothes – but took great care to keep my hands urine-y….
Urine was a common detergent in medieval times… soo…
Yeah – I know that. A former lover and still friend did her promotion and work in textile acheology.
But: ist was used for cleaning and fixating colour – they had noses back then and washed the urine out.
Plus: this setting is not medieval.
Fuuuuu… just discovered this masterpiece through Reddit. Read every. single. one. Damn, this is good, and now I’m craving more!
Which part of reddit if I dare ask? I found it that a-way too.
I found it on /r/sexcomics, and I’m very happy I did. One of the finest sexy comics I’ve ever laid my eyes on!
Yes, I’d like them to sex!
“Big & Goofy” vs “Small & Mean”!! Who will win?!
Us, the readers. When they fuck. :)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MILFERY!
With what Vera is wearing, I keep fearing she’s gonna get killed off this episo..uh, chapter.
Hahahaha! Good one! Should have guessed the punchline! ;-)
I await the next update with keen anticipation.
This is going to be fuuuuuun~ ^_^
That guy is already my favorite character… please please make a romance with him and Vera
They already have the hots for each other. He cleaned up and she gave her maiden name
oh yea – both of them are leaving the door open.
y’know I only just thought about it, but isn’t he married to that redhead?
Where does it say that?
No, she’s his “agent”. In certain parts of history, it was the job of the local tavern keeper to point travelers to reputable businesses – partly playing the good host and partly helping the local economy.
I have no doubt those two fucked at some point, but their main relationship is helping point potential clients his way (and him drinking up the wages).
I know someone named “Vera”. I’m going to call her “Vera Vera Vera” from now on.
Are they gonna bone or nog
Vera is getting her sexiness back, she was looking awful before. And of course she rocks red.
Vera’s gonna get split in half by the beardless man
Brooker, Baker… get a candlestick maker and we’re in business!
I don’t know, it doesn’t HAVE to end up with the two of them having sex, but this is a Fantasy Porno comic after all, so I could see it happening (not that I’m complaining, of course, but this guy could probably break her! ^_^)
Yep, they’re doing it.
He better be suave
he giving off a weird george clooney effect
i still feel he dropped a beer belly too quick but ok
He never had a beer belly. I think the yellow sweater was thicker than his current one, but he definitely has the same torso he had at the beginning of this chapter.
Either that, or he was up all night doing stomach crunches.
go back to p. 498 and re-evaluate your beer belly statement.
The artist has drawn him a little too svelte in panel 2, compared to what we see of him in p.494 & p. 498. Combined with the clean-shaven look and ebullient personality on display, he’s hardly the same character.
He’s a silly man.
Why…why does his turtleneck make him hotter…I need to go write buff guys in turtle necks in my journal of things that turn me on
I know the comic is called “Alfie,” but I really, really, really adore Vera. :-)
Dude ALREADY in dad mode
“Bout time Vera had someone who was capable and fun in her life. Maybe a couple weeks of frivolity and proficient manliness will open her up a bit. And I’m talking personality wise (I know what you were thinking!).
Yuk yuk yuk yuk.
I wonder if Vera likes being in a place where no one knows her family’s past. Everyone in Pickering is quick to judge her because she comes from a family of thieves and criminals and “got lucky” (I use that statement loosely) to marry Derik. But out in the big, wide world, no one knows who she is or her family’s past. It must be pretty refreshing.
cillian just out right reminds me of khadgar from wow so i have the most confused boner right now
(a+ love it)
I can never unsee it now.
Also, I now want to see Khadgar in a beard.
O, magical silver fox. Maybe next expansion?
He had one so long ago, but there’s nothing featuring the new face, though. (I think they might have retroactively shaved him in Shattrath.)
I like to think he cleaned up before deciding welp can’t hide in the Outland forever.
Much like cillian here
Tangent ahoy but wasn’t Khadgar cursed and magically aged by Medivh and remained so through BC in his old bearded wizard form, making a return in WoD fully restored (albeit now arguably in his 50’s)?
Either way they replaced his old npc with the new in shattrath so there’s inconsistency.
Seems Stewart Granger is a comedian. This’ll be interesting…
Oh good god… please tell me the bear man is not going to be 100% Dad jokes… Please?
She’s still recovering from “oh, crap, he cleaned up nice.”
Oh my god, this guy isn’t in bear mode.
He’s in DAD MODE.
No, no, then his name would be Hugh .. Hugh Mungus. :D
I laughed a bit too hard at this XD
Either Cillian is jones-ing on getting back to his beloved mountains, has a ‘professional guide’ personality he turns on for clients, or has acute bipolar disorder.
I don’t think it is a personality change. I think he was just really drunk. At first, I thought this guy seems shy, but looking closer at the previous arc, the slow speech and glazed over look in his eyes suggests he was really drunk.
I went back and looked, and I think you’re right. While he was drunk the text in his speech-bubbles was in wavy lines, now it’s straight.
Probably one of those morose drunks. Nice as can be while sober but once the blood alcohol level goes up its all nihilism and reciting lyrics from the Cure. This is just our first time seeing his m not smashed. Though it would t be surprising if he has a more professional mode while working. I mean who doesn’t?
“It’s Vera Vera nice to meet you!”
I miss the beard. :(
But I still love him.
Beards grow back. I’m hoping on their journey he grows it back.
Betting right now that he knows who Alfie is, and put things together right away. He will, of course, have great fun playing the fool and teasing the truth out of Vera.
I can’t say I remember perfectly and finding the page out of 502 is not something I have time for, but isn’t Brooker her maiden name, not Derik’s. Assuming she took his to begin with.
correct. Her marriage name is Tolman.
Oooh, using her maiden name around a handsome guide during right before they will be all alone for weeks at a time. Scandalous!
Maybe, but the beard-murderer wouldn’t know that. I think it’s more likely Vera’s use of her maiden name implies that she’s beginning to come to terms with the fact that Derek doesn’t love her the way she wants him to, or the way she loved him. I think it’s less of a “I’m not married”-thing, and more of a “I might be about to be divorced”-thing.
Wait….Vera’s capable of making friends? I thought she just screamed at people and (in very, very, very rare cases) had sex with them. WITCHCRAFT AND SORCERY ARE AT WORK HERE!
She hates judgemental and nosy people.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS IDIOT!
Biggest idiot is best idiot.
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