Early page! Yaaay!
Did he shave his belly-hair as well ?Is that why he looked skinnier now ? He seemed plumper when he had his beard… That was so cute :(
She named her ride after her ride!! Go Vera!
Does anyone else hear Cillian’s lines in Patrick Warburton’s voice?
Huh i was hearing it in Jeff Bridges voice for some reason
That’s just, like, your opinion man.
Okay. Goat’s name made me grin.
Thanks. Depressed old bastards on Nitrazepam are thankful for every little chuckle. Seriously, thank you, ya Pole.
Jeez, Vera! He *just said* he lives alone in the mountains most of the year; can’t blame a guy starved for intelligent conversation! Pssht… Rude.
(Don’t give up, guy… She just grump. Keep on being you! Hahahaheheheheh..! Wutnoimnotevil.)
Haha this guy is suuuuper awkward when he’s sober >.<
Vera Vera Vera…. What are we going to do with you… Can’t you enjoy a friendly chat! Don’t be a grumpy mama bear :D
oh Vera. :D
i want the beard and the drunk personality back! this… this thing…. this is not that handsome bear of a man from before! *pout* this is a jacked up puppy on steroids…
It’s amazing how sour Vera can be without dissolving into a pool of acid. Must be that thick hive she’s grown.
The sheer amount of reaction faces I’m getting from this comic is ridiculous
So, Vera named him Alduin. In that case shouldn’t she be riding his face?
If she has this attitude when she finally meets up with Alfie she’s going to make things sooooooo much worse than she already made it. Hopefully she gets an attitude adjustment while she’s up in the mountains.
Don’t take her shit, Cillian! Regardless that she’s a client help her change her bitch fest for the greater good!
Heh, we thought the same way.
I love Vera with all my curmudgeonly heart. Her suspicious scowl gives me life, especially in that middle panel. Please don’t let the chorus of why-can’t-she-just-be-nice feedback make you doubt her flawed glory. She must shine on, like the bitchy diamond she is.
Oh Vera. We know you’re uncomfortable and anxious to find Alfie, but being mean will not make the intervening time go any faster.
You want me to shut up?
I can do that. That’s one thing I know how to do, be quite.
Some people, you tell them to shut up and they will just keep on talking and talking and talking, just go on endlessly like they will never shut up.
That s not me, someone tells me to shut up, that’s it I zip it right then and there, no reason to try to figure out why someone doesn’t want some simple interaction to make the time pass, just shut up right away. Yep, that’s me, I know how to be accommodating. Hey, tell me a little about yourself, what’s your favorite color of boots?
Please spot this exact line in tomorrows panel =D
Shut up shuttin up
I have a really hard time traveling with people who talk non-stop. She says what I want to say.
He’s totally gonna end up shutting her up in all the best ways
Play nice, babe. You don’t have to have the same horns as your own goat. (n‘∀‘)η
Wow, Vera does NOT think things through, does she? I mean, yeah, okay, she’s had a miserable life, but she bought a goat that keeps running away, she gets the shits from drinking bad water, and now she doesn’t realize that being a bitch to your guide may cause your guide to abandon you in the middle of nowhere. There’s a difference between being a bitch and being a total moron.
I kinda forgot how mean she is in public.
Vera and her repressed feelings are going to get the better of her again
WELL now I like Cillian even more and Vera a bit less. I know she’s serious but goodness sakes, lady. He cleaned up for you and everything. Clearly he wants to make an impression on you so shhhh chill Vera chill.
Cleaned up for her? Being generous, are we? Geez, the guy is a mountain man, “lives alone most of the year,” doesn’t do towns, etc (think Jeremiah Johnson). Comes to town once a year, and lo’ and behold, goes to the barber shop for a haircut and shave. Not sure if I’d attribute it to a lemon sucking, black hearted, mean spirited, vertically challenged, boiling puss pocket of a woman.
Vera, don’t be so itchy. You got a long journey ahead of you, so you might as well get along.
I know people like that – been shat on most of their lives so they’re convinced that the world and everyone in it is out to get them. Anyone trying to be friendly or get close is immediately chased off.
It comes off as anger, but its really fear of being hurt again. (Remember – just because she had sexy-fun times with *one elf* doesn’t erase a lifetime of trauma.)
Thank you! A weeks worth of elfy orgasms doesn’t undo a lifetimes worth of self defence mechanisms. Even her thought bubble helps point this out. “What does he want from me?” Like the only time people have been nice to her in her life is when they want something. Which given the way people in Pickering act around her is probably the case. Being short tempered and bitchy is an excellent way to keep people at arms length. So effective it even works for the readers of a porn comic.
This. Thank you. I’m quite fond of Cillian already, he is a dear. But it’s too early for Vera to open up.
Vera you need some serious character development to that attitude.
Vera is so tsundere that better for Alfie to never be found.
Careful, Vera– You don’t want to find yourself abandoned in the middle of a dangerous nowhere….
You done fucked up.
Okay, but her eyebrows look like a Batarang with the middle section missing
It’s not missing, it’s being held by that little extra arm with two thick fingers protruding from right above her mouth.
I want this man to be the anti-Alduin, please make him the anti-Alduin. If he doesn’t take any of her misanthropic shit and they switch the old roles from before it could be great.
“I fucked an elf, Cillian. What else you want to know?”
“The elf’s name was Alduin?”
Looks long and hard at the Morkhor.
“So you fucked the goat to?”
“Do they call me Vera the Bootmaker? No, no. But you fuck one Elf, JUST ONE ELF…”
+1 to you dear anon, +1 to you.
aww why she gotta be so harsh
Vera and her goat have the same facial expressions.
two old goats tend to look alike…
Pretty much pissed on that one again Vera. Dear gods woman, your man won’t sleep with you, your daughter left you, and you still can’t make an effort to be pleasant to save your soul….
Then again, wouldn’t be Vera
Derik is gay, which has nothing to do with her.
Clearly she was so rude to him that he switched teams. It’s like you don’t even know how being gay works.
I assumed he nearly smothered under her massive tits once making him terrified of the womanly form thus he switched teams
that didn’t take long…. :/
This chapter may yet be saved…I foresee Vera with a ball-gag in her mouth…Cillian turning out to be a dom’s dom underneath his gentle exterior.
But my psychic abilities seem to rise and fall with my consumption of spirits, so don’t take that to the bank just yet ;)
It just wouldn’t be right if ole Cillian wasn’t on top for whatever smut awaits the two of them, though I wager Vera’s a power bottom even after all that stuff with Alduin.
I’d power HER bottom. If you know what I–
Ahem. I mean, yes, I think you may be right.
There’s the sharp tongue we all know and love.
That’s not a sharp tongue. “Sharp” denotes wit or sarcasm. Vera’s just being a cantankerous bitch.
I agree, Vera’s a massive hypocrite and apparently only knows “Bitch mode” it’s very hard to like her, compared to Alfie
At least Vera is not hiding her bitchy side, not being a fake nice just like Alfie does for her interests.
I dunno. Of course, I have a long history of liking characters other people tell me are unlikable, so maybe I’m weird. But I like Vera. I like her very much. I like her directness, her disdain for subtlety, her snark. If she keeps this up I might even start thinking of her as a waifu. Pathetic, aren’t I?
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