The bottom guy knows what’s up.
We’re in for some horse sex, aren’t we?
Only if the horse can talk.
You know, able to give consent, and all that.
>spends his money on fancy clothes
>has a pretty horse
Ah, so he’s gay and just doesn’t know it.
Many men care themselves and not gay. Don’t push simple roles on men, world has enough smelly and hairy gorilla men thinking themselves sexy.
There is such a horse, its name is Alah Teke…An unique race in Turkmenistan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Y2HSCEH0Q
That IS quite the sexy horse.
Fifth panel, Marco’s head with horse’s tail = OH MY GOD HE LOOKS EVEN HOTTER WITH HAIR DOWN TO HIS BUTT PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
Now I want to see stone-drunk Marco. Maybe he has hidden drunk powers, like Jackie Chan.
Look at that face when she shows him her book that condescending ass hate that girl
Now why would someone that grew up in a backwards little hobbit village have any understanding of dyslexia? Have some empathy for her lack of empathy here. (In general, so many people are bitchy in the comments about Alfie being a bitch in ways she really sort of can’t help.)
Also, that’s clearly not contempt for his inability to read on her face, just exasperation because he was “trying to hide it for some reason” and this is likely the result of a prolonged attempt on her part to get to the bottom of it.
Ailduin vs. Sexy Horse! Selfie Pout-Face Showdown!
That horse looks like Serpico from Berserk
this is so true!
OMG, was thinking the same!
is it weird that I hope miss fake-prude gets laid at some point? or if not straight up sex, then just cut loose a little?
meh, don’t waste a sex scene on her. flat as a board. If I’m going to look at cartoon titties they better be big
As I said to NinjaKitty, breast sizes are like letters of the alphabet: they all have a place. Seriously, breasts can be beautiful in more sizes than ‘life long back pain’.
Goddamnit InCase, you somehow managed to make an ACTUAL horse look sexy.
But then again I suppose I should expect no less from the guy who managed to think up the Puazi: The actual spacegoat people who can give the Asari a run for their money as the sexiest aliens around.
Can we get a full page of the top panel?
Just Alfie menacing Marco with books forever.
Also, I hate to be that guy (no I don’t), but for everyone who is hoping for horse dick, the horse’s gender remains to be established. It could very well be a mare.
There may be some confusion where Alfie goes on, “Oh, the horse!” “He’s like a prince from a children’s storybook”, but it seems fairly simple to understand the ‘prince’ being referred to his Marco.
Weird as it may sound, I can see what Mr. Red Tunic is talking about. That is a very physically attractive horse.
Turns out humans kinda suck and Marco’s putting on a show to some end. And just what is Lydia’s endgame? The plot thickens…
please say that alphie is gonna get some horse dick.
I’m surprised at how many people I see hating on Alfie at this point. Incase named this comic after her and I think he succeeded in making her likable, attractive, and relatable. And she’s grown.
Alfie’s a doll, I’ve been a big fan of hers since page 1.
Christ!( who I dont know of because I’m stupid and illiterate thus unable to possess a moral compass) does he post daily? Your workflow is quite solid!
Does anyone else hear the voice of Scruffy the janitor when they read that last guy?
Well now I do
Nonsense. That would mean Scruffy’s lusting after a horse, when he already has his beloved wash bucket. Scruffy wouldn’t cheat on wash bucket.
One look at that horse and it’s clear as day that it *is* Wash Bucket, after being enchanted by an evil wizard.
Scruffy knows to trust his feeling.
Oh my god. I thought it was just me!
InCase, did you really just make an NPC to sexually appreciate the *horse* you illustrated?
Oh, man, he’s got a white horse that doesn’t look dirty that he grooms himself on the trail. Forget dyslexia, he hasn’t got time to read.
PLOT TWIST: Marco, his horse, and Amalthea from The Last Unicorn are triplets. It’s the only logical explanation for them both having such perfect hair.
“Mmm…That’s a sexy horse”
Jesus Christ, InCase, you’re not planning to give us “Mr. Hands, the Reincarnation” this chapter…ARE YOU?
I hate how you draw people with eyes looking away from each other like that cuz it makes me laugh so fuckin hard lmaoooooo omg stop! Ow my stomach!
I’m glad that for all the fury and brawling in the comments section, we can agree on one thing
Did Alfie overhear, or did she see ass?
It would be-hoof us all to keep our comments reined in to the mane topic, or we will all shout ourselves horse when we see the mare mention of something con-trot-versial.
I just want to know whether the horse is a mare, and, if so, whether anyone will be performing ponylingus upon her.
…well, that would actually be outside of my comfort zone, unless horses can talk in this world.
Damn it Marco, you’re actually outprettying Ailduin now.
Continue doing so, plz
That is a sexy horse…..just sayian.
Fabulous horse, just strap on horn to the forhead and will be shinny unicorn.
Nice to see some character development on Marco. He knows whats up, if he is about to become the hero he need to look like one.
Boy am I ready for the Pringle guy’s down-and-out-uncle to get with making a baby centaur.
I do like Alfie’s TOP eavesdropping face. :)
When he’s right, he’s right. That IS a sexy horse.
that horse comment. ROFLMAO
Aaah I love her waistline <3 so natural and envyable at the same time
Whose waistline? Alfie, the matron, or the horse?
Tad bottom guy :D
aaaah I love her waistline <3 so natural and envyable at the same time
Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!!
…….. Give it a lick!
Came here for this; was not disappointed.
Beat me to it!!
i’m down for some horse fuckin if you are.
Pony fuckers find their way into everything, don’t they?
Pony nothing, that’s a The Last Unicorn-quality horse right there.
Maybe. This horse has beauty sparkles, and that’s always a sign of hotness.
On the other hand, the Unicorn from the animated film you mention had the most beautiful eyes, and was voiced by Mia Farrow. That unicorn made me feel funny. In my pants. She was pretty hot in human form too, but daaaaaaaaaaamn. I blame her for my cartoon pony fantasies.
Hey, fucking farm animals is actually something of an ancient practice. Back when it was two days on foot to the nearest town from your peasant cottage, if you didn’t have a friend of the gender you liked living with you, it was easier to get a sheep into some boots and get your rocks off.
Mr. Hands-guard, We Hardly Knew Ye.
Maybe he is a prince, just looking for the right frog
I’m sad for Marco, this relationship isn’t going to end well for him
I wonder about Marco’s motivation. He is always putting on airs like he is a knight errant. Does he consider Alfie his lady? Alfie is definitely not a courtly lady. I imagine he is deeply melancholy beneath all the smiles. Maybe, he is trying to look the part until he becomes it. Unfortunately, Alfie has seen through his act since the first time they talked. It seems clear that they could never really work out. Alfie is a realist. I don’t think she could see Marco as anything more than a sex-friend. His idea of himself is just a fantasy.
I hope both of them find someone to be a foil. Alfie could find someone that matches her pragmatism, but isn’t a dick about it. Marco could find someone that shares his idealism, but helps him set aside the fantasies to become a genuine hero. In their own way, both Alfie and Marco are wearing a false face around people, because they cannot reconcile who they are with who they want to be.
I don’t agree with your assessment of Marco. I don’t think he’s just putting on a show. Sure, he’s probably not a great heroic knight, but he doesn’t pretend to be one either. When he first met Alfie, he exaggerated stories of his deeds, but she was unto him, and I’m sure he was more worried about entertaining her than about making her believe he was something he wasn’t.
Change the book to a cross and marco a little pailer it would fit just right
Is it just me or does that horse look smug as fuck?
Well look who is riding it all the time ;)
Bestiality anyone? The fat guy with the sword seems to dig it, how ’bout Marco? No, say it aint so Marco.
Ohh Miss Alfie…Above everyone and better than all. She knows everything better, because she is a halfling princess.
She’s a HAP? A Halfing American Princess?
Halfling Aleck Princess, she’s not American I think.
If he spends all his money on fancy clothes then he is not being frugal
He spend the money he saves. Meaning he stays within his means but puts the savings he makes off of not getting drunk and buying whores for something that is more of an investment.
What a great page! Full of the little mini-dramas of daily caravan life. The middle panel is priceless comic storytelling.
That IS a sexy horse.
That horse is going to die.
My personal theory is that Marco isn’t rich. He’s only trying to appear rich/noble. Dad might not be supporting him anymore for whatever reasons
If Backstory #3 from awhile back is any indication he was from a well to do family but his dyslexia held him back and that made him no better than a commoner so he got kicked to the curb, he buys expensive things to remind him of his past or to at least appear that way to others, even has a horse like the toy he had as a kid.
Poor guy’s more than likely walking around with a lot of hurt and just smiling through it all.
never underestimate the longevity of the desire for approval of one’s parents.
I would also like to point out that ‘Death’ can be a another reason why his parents don’t support him.
oookay, that escalated quickly!
From goatsex`ed mom fatasies directly to horse-sexed daughter *g*.
You all are perverts, and I feel right at home!
When does Marco die or realise he’s gay? Need more Halfling lesbian scenes
Bein’ fancy don’t make one gay.
I mean, he might be bi too, but right now this is merely metrosexual.
He sure seems to like being balls deep in Alfie… which I actually enjoy seeing her taking a dick
I’d like to see Marco with another girl. Someone hotter than Alfie!
I doubt he’s gay or bi. I’m pretty sure he’s been well-off his whole life but a disappointment to his father. There was a page of his father having a conversation about him not being able to read and a poor fighter. He had the means to learn but I am willing to be he suffers from dyslexia.
ha ha, Lydia. Lookin’ to snake Marco’s date.
“What is best in life? To drink Marco’s beer, fuck his girl and ride his horse”- Lydia
Horses. are sexy. You should fuck a horse. Horses. are sexy. you should fuck a horse right now!
He has that Pepsident smile!!
so now we know – Marco is a unicorn!! ;)
Marco – the meterosexual of Alfie-world.
HalflingxHorse handjob possibly?
I am so ready for this.
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